Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face
Mating For Life Saved My
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away