Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring
What is the point of consciousness… Consciousness enables volitional m… liberating the will through purpos… What is language for? Language infuses purposeful action…
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
You can only make a difference in the face of indifference