After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party