Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life