The Service Economy
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
Let there be light blight and hindsight
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate