There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…