Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love