When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated