It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…