There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…