The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…