I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever