Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable