I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
100% of success is showing up on time
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral