Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant