Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…