I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own