One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–
Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her