Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint