A Rosy Outlook
“The human body generates more bio…
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
If you Buy it You might Like it
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
