When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway