An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake