I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power