Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way