I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns