Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine