The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,