We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When God closes one store He opens another
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…