I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since