She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape