My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Maybe We’re all Late bloomers
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
I want what you want so I want a cow
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the