If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control