Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated