If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding