I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance