I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…