The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…