“The human body generates more bio…
Easy to please but problematic to appease
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree