Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so