Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Behaviorists insist that the mind is a black box which makes it an utter mystery
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible