No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation