America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…