The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
“The human body generates more bio…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into