In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines