The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it