I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine