A being becomes human when you add meaning
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death