When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography