You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet