Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret